Like a fidgety kid with a birthday bash booked at Chuck E. Cheese, FIFA President Gianni Infantino announced today that he “cannot wait” for next summer’s Club World Cup (CWC), which will be hosted by our very own United States. Even globe-striding persons of massive importance, however, must be patient and keep step with the passage of time like the rest of us mortals who are perhaps not as excited about the CWC as FIFA would like.

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