Jose Mourinho on Tuesday confirmed that Chelsea is seeking a new striker this summer following the departure of Didier Drogba, with Radamel Falcao strongly linked with a moveto Stamford Bridge. The Blues coach was quick to point out that Falcao is not the only striker the club is looking at. “We have to buy a striker because we want to have three strikers of a goodlevel,” the Portuguese said. “We do not want to have just one [transfer target]. Then you lose a good position on the negotiation table.” The Premier League champ has also been linked with ParisSaint-Germain striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

Or, Chelsea could develop one from their youth ranks. Ha ha ha, *snork*. Seriously, sometimes I crack myself up. What would Jose do without a billionaire to help him hoover up all promising talent anywhere on the planet? Currently 23 out on loan, and you need to buy more because….? UEFA needs to implement limits on players out on loan–talk about unsporting behavior.