A few years ago while running an over-35 team in Bethesda, Maryland, one of my teammates recommended that his mailman try out for us. “He’s a nice guy,” he assured me. And indeed he was, until we started to play. Although there was nothing wrong with his soccer skills, he wouldn’t shut up. For a new player, he was awfully quick to start ordering everyone around and telling us what we were doing wrong.

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