I have been pondering an important soccer question. If you were a season-ticket holder with a big club and found that, seated next to you at every game, there was Taylor Twellman, orsomeone like him who knew everything and never shut up throughout the entire game … how long would it be before you attempted to throttle him? Or at least, requested a different seat?

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